For those of you
Who like them young
Don’t be so crude
And watch your tongue
If you go for that trap
You’ll be seeing stars
Cuz you’ll be the one
Trapped behind the bars

Some day you’ll wake up and will like what you see
No matter how young they may be
You’ll try to walk with them, and maybe talk with them
And tell them that their thighs are great
And then they’ll glance at you, and maybe flirt with you
Before you know you’ll be on a date
You shouldn’t have glanced, you took the wrong chance
As you get approached by the police
Can’t move from your stance, you’re caught in her trance
As the demon woman tries to flee away

You should have known not to go off and dance with the devil
It should have seemed obvious she didn’t have her mindset level
She’s just a teeny-bop in her low crop top
You should have waited for the clock but now you’re fucked by the cops
It’s time to act like a prop and get cum-swapped
Now stand in a corner and get topped off

So impatient you couldn’t wait (x6)

Cuz you’ll be looking pale as you go into jailYou were dancing with the devil and got fucked by her tail
The world will know your life as a creep
And all the the other girls won’t be able to sleep
You’ll start to wonder if this was god’s plan
As your salty tears seep down to your hand

So impatient you couldn’t wait
Now you’re sleeping with your overage cell-mate

So now for those of you who like them young
Don’t be so crude and watch your tongue
Don’t think of that crap, she’s only sixteen
Show some respect, and that you can succeed
Go for women your age who look good in beige
Who make you feel good and are on the same page
Don’t get yourself locked up and stuck in a cage
And end up filling yourself with rage

Don’t you do it, it’s not too late to wait man (x2)
Cuz you’ll be looking pale as you go into jail
You were dancing with the devil and got fucked by her tail
The world will know your life as a creep
And all the other girls won’t be able to sleep
As you lay there and start to weep
You’ll wish that you could have been six feet deep
You’ll start to wonder if this was all god’s plan
As your salty tears seep down to your hand

So impatient you couldn’t wait, now you’re living your new fate
So impatient you couldn’t wait, you fell victim to jailbait
So impatient you couldn’t wait, you finally found your overage soulmate